Monday, June 23, 2008

*Sob* *Sob* *Sob* Awwwwwwwww....


My name is MISS LINDA KABBA and I am writting you from LONDON . I am an African by birth, but I am in a REFUGEE CAMP here in London because of the war that took place in my country( Sierra Leone , West Africa ) some years back. The life here at the camp is very horrible,and I have been struggling to cope with the situation.

The main reason I have decided to contact you today is to seek your assistance to help me transfer my inherited funds deposited in a Security and Finance Company in Dubai ( United Arab Emirates ) to your country for investment. I intend to furnish you with more details upon your willingness to assist me and I will be willing to give you a share of the amount if we succeed in getting the funds to your country. The amount is in a security and finance company in Dubai , where my late father deposited the funds before his untimely death in the cause of the war and I managed to get to London , where I have been as a Refugee. My late father used to deal on Gold and Diamond and Dubai was his trade centre.

If you are ready to help me transfer the funds to your country, I will introduce you to management of the company in Dubai as my trustee and they will guide you on how to transfer the funds legally. I will provide you with the necessary documents to enable you get the funds transferred to your country and I will join you in your country as soon as you have succeeded in securing the funds for me..

I am counting on your cooperation and hope you will show interest in helping me out of my sitution..Thank you for your time and do have a nice day...



(I'm struggling with the thought of refugee camps in London ~ perhaps it's time for me to get out and travel a bit cuz I sure seem to be overlooking a lot. In the meantime, I'm sure I have a hankie around here somewhere to sop up the copious leakage from my eyes at such a sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, pathetic, banal heap of bathos.)

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